Grad Lazer Game 2016

        As the years go on, Glen Sage and his squad of "teacher" goons grow older and have to find new, more drastic ways to defeat the never aging grade 12 students. This year, knowing he would have some tough competition from the beginner, intermediate and expert level squads of students, Sage recruited two ex-NHL prospects to try and clinch the victory. With a lucky, last minute goal they managed to do just that. Barely pulling away with a 3-2 win over the students. However; despite the unsportsmanlike conduct from the teachers and the verbal denigration from an un-named french teacher, the game remained civil and enjoyable for both sides.  A highlight of the game was Dani Bondoc and her unbelievable game strategy- she was brave enough to try out a new tactic: the stationary stance.  Matty Helmer and his professional commentary was hilarious- especially when the beginner line was playing and there was VERY little to talk about.  Overall it was a very fun game, from the stuggle that all of the beginners experienced while putting on their gear to the discrete trickery of the teachers.  Cheers to everyone that came out to play, cheat and watch!

Entry by hockey enthusiast Aidan Knuckey and amateur blogger Amira Elwakeel